Ok.
So apparently when anyone starts a blog, their first post is something self-consciously modest like, “I’m not sure what I’m doing, but I hope you’ll take this journey with me.” Or “I don’t know what makes me think I should have one of these, but everybody else seems to, so…”
Well, eff that. And eff those people. That’s like trying to makeout with a cobra before you fuck him (yeah him, fag!). When it comes to the Internet (yes, it’s capitalized!) you don’t dip one toe in like a girl afraid of a cold pool. You dive in dickfirst without checking if it’s the shallow end. At least that’s how I enter pools.
Unfortunately, though, I am at a loss when it comes to doing anything but writing simple blog posts. So i asked (begged) some friends of mine to also post on this thing. But you just wait. When I learn more, oh boy! Just watch out. There’s going to be all kinds of stuff on here like photos and videos…and…I guess that’s it.
So to the other 500,000,000* inhabitants of the Blogosphere (yes, its capitalized!), let me say this: If youre gonna fuck this cobra, you better make out with him first.
*made it up!
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